ISSN 1445-9124	THE ZINE FOR LIBRARIANS WHO REFUSE TO BE CLASSIFIED

Search this site Site Map Humour Index FEATURES Librarian's Diversions Librarianship Journals Fun Stuff Controversy Corner COMMUNICATION Last Week's Comments Archived Comments Recommended Links ADMINISTRIVIA Created and Maintained by: A.B. Credaro Updated March 22, 2002

Late March, 2002 FLYING PIGS Librarians' salaries to double Following the sighting of airborne porkers, a flood of predictions are being made.. Together with library staff paypackets being healthier, computer viruses will be eliminated, there will be global peace within 10 days, and the Edsel will make a comeback .... (There is no more to read) WLW RESEARCH COLUMN Multimedia Budget Submissions A really fun way to spend many hours can be found at LibEcon. Generate maps, charts, and tables for all sorts of libraries and their expenditures. Copy and paste graphics into a slideshow, and dazzle finance departments with statistics at your next budget meeting. As 87.6% of statistics are made up on the spot anyway, you can use this facility to prove why you need a larger budget... (There is no more to read) SCREAMING MEDIA Library Uniforms? The recent Sydney G&L Mardi Gras provided progressive library administrators with an opportunity to preview stereotype-busting outfits for their staff. Tired of the continual ragging they have been getting from their librarians, the Library Administrators Defence Group elected to try to modernise their views (but not their budgets). To see the latest fashions under consideration ... click here. (Requires Real Player or similar gizmo) SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION Biblia Featured on ALA Site It was only recently discovered that the ALA Knowledge Webquest site features the Warrior Librarian. Well, not actually featured as such. Actually, it's just one link, about two thirds of the way down the page, and cleverly hidden within the description of the Renegade Librarian's website ... (There is no more to read) LATEST HUMOR PAGE Catchy Tags for Librarians All the "good" names seem to be taken, but here are a few that are still available. Match yourself or your work to a great name ... (Click here to view in new window) MORE ORIGINAL HUMOUR Laugh yourself comatose. No, folks, WLW isn't just yet another directory of humor. The Humor Index contains over 60 original humor items by Biblia - except for one guest item, exclusive to WLW. Oh, and one well-known piece off the 'net that people expect to see on any library humor site. But the rest is original. Honest. Use the new improved index! Now in alphabetical order, even. Click here for the US version or here for the English version or at the bottom of this page for those with a sinking feeling, or at the top left hand side, or .... MOST POPULAR BIBLIA PAGES From last month's hit counter: What Librarians can Learn from Kids Thin Books for Busy Librarians Rejecting the Stereotypes Answering Machine Messages for Libraries

WARNING! Read the Disclaimer READ DISCLAIMER WHAT'S NEW? IN THE NEWS: Getting Serious: Librarians may adopt hi-tech uniforms to catch library vandals in action. No more torn pages or grafittied walls with the new camouflage outfits. Medical Research: The Warrior Librarian offered to share insights with researchers, on the serious study of humor, for an appropriate fee. As they laughed at her offer, she considers that this must be a successful transaction, and will bill them in due course. RUMOUR DENIED Biblia stated that she was not aware of any approaches by cable TV networks to turn Warrior Librarian Weekly into a current affairs show, cooking program or soap opera. However, she is willing to listen to offers... Staying Calm: In these days of high stress, Michael Kelly offers tips for your mental health. CAUTION: Contains strong language, sexual references, low level violence. ARCHIVED ISSUES 2001 2002

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