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Created and Maintained by: A.B. Credaro
Updated
August 10, 2002

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Mid August, 2002

INAUGURAL AWARD
Patron of the Year Announced
aliens
Bob the Builder has been named as Library Patron of the Year. This exceptional character has never returned a book damaged or overdue, not once uttered anything even remotely unpleasant to a librarian, nor accessed any unsavoury sites on a library computer ....

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WLW RESEARCH COLUMN
High Impact Libraries
New testing has revealed that libraries which travel beyond a certain speed could lead to injury. Although standards across continents and countries currently vary, it has been recommended that all depositories of books, journals or other information and literature sources, remain stationary until an optimum speed has been determined ...

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WLW TECHNOLOGY PRODUCTS
Are we smiling enough?
Photo curtesy of SMH A new range of low-tech solutions is being developed here at Warrior Librarian Ltd. After months of extensive testing, the SMILEDAMNIT" is ready for release. No longer will patrons be discouraged and depressed by unhappy and/or stressed librarians. With SMILEDAMNIT" attached, every library worker has a cheery smile for everyone.

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SCREAMING MEDIA
Las Vegas Culture
Scan through the lobby of the MGM Grand Hotel, and see what people are reading. Or maybe check in poolside at Hard Rock...
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SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION
Conference Appearances
Following a threat of an invitation from Minnesota earlier this year, another email has been received. This is possibly another request to speak in California next year, maybe. But Wollongong in September, 2002, is definite (see link to presenters) ...
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LATEST HUMOR PAGE
Arhh Tschou
Science meets magic when the principles of Feng Shui are applied to libraries and librarians ...
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LESS TARDY HUMOR PAGE
Library Songs
Catchy tunes you can hum at work - or sing, if you are careful with the volume of the lyrics ...
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MORE ORIGINAL HUMOR
Laugh yourself comatose.
No, folks, WLW isn't just yet another directory of humor. The Humor Index contains over 60 original humor items by Biblia - except for one guest item, exclusive to WLW. Oh, and one well-known piece off the 'net that people expect to see on any library humor site. But the rest is original. Honest. Use the new improved index! Now in alphabetical order, even. Click here for the US version or here for the English version. Swedish and Japanese versions still to come ....

MOST POPULAR BIBLIA PAGES
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Fictional Titles

Patrons 'R' Us

Rejecting the Stereotypes

Collective Nouns for Librarians

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USEFUL SITE OF THE WEEK
The Skeptics Dictionary - examines such tasteful practices such as Urine Therapy.
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WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED ...
Apparently not everything in textbooks is true ...
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit." - W. Somerset Maugham ...
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Have you noticed how much interest politicians show in the welfare of libraries? No, me either.
BIBLIA COMMENTS
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Graphic by Peter Lewis

BRAIN FOOD
Ghosts of Technology Past ... either the insightful perspectives of a great mind, or the pre-senile ravings of a potential lunatic. Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference ...
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