ISSN 1445-9124	THE ZINE FOR LIBRARIANS WHO REFUSE TO BE CLASSIFIED

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DEDUCTIVE REASONING IN ACTION @ THE LIBRARY FINANCE COMMITTEES: Libraries cost money to run. We already have a library. Therefore, the library already has enough money. ADMINISTRATORS: Librarians need to have regular breaks. They go home every night (eventually). Therefore, we can cut the length of meal times. PATRONS: Books are for borrowing. I am a borrower. Therefore, I can do whatever I like in the library. PARENTS OF YOUNG PATRONS: I am a taxpayer. Children's Librarians are paid from my taxes. Therefore, I can leave my children in the library for a few hours whilst I shop. BOOKSELLERS: Libraries need books. I sell books. Therefore, librarians will drop everything to see me when I arrive without an appointment. LIBRARIANS: I come to work every day. I am undervalued, underpaid, and overworked. Therefore, I must be crazy.

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