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LIBRARY TOOLKIT ESSENTIALS

Staff Occupational Safety and Health

Stress relief for staff common room: This handy artifact can be attached to a wall or inside a cupboard for extra security. (Endorsed by RS, UK.)
Stress relief for personal workspace: Available in digital format for mounting on workstation's monitor as 'wallpaper', or print out a hard copy for your noticeboard.
Stress relief in the stacks: Just the thing to pick-you-up when shelf-reading or reshelving. Accessories not included. (Recommended by EA, UK.)

Library Operations

Desk Services: So it's late on a Friday, you're on Reference Duties and you're rapidly losing the will to live. This handy fashion accessory maintains an intense, intellectual patina. (Endorsed by EA, UK.)
Patron Services: Help patrons respect the rights of other library users by providing this free cell phone adjustment station.

Library Management

Patron access: So you're renovating or undertaking works that require keeping patrons out of a usually accessable area? You've put up signs, you've used the barricades, but nothing is working so far? This invaluable solution should solve the problem. Requires insurance indemnity.
Musak: Create an ambiance of empathy with this soundtrack. It matches the whiney, whingey grumbling of patrons who aren't happy about the Internet filters, borrowing limits, the photocopier being broken, hours of access, the numer of information professionals available to assist with critical tasks - like tieing shoelaces - and other things that you weren't responsible for, and don't have the power to change.



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