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A.B. Credaro
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February 11, 2003


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LIBRARY BLUE
SCREENS OF DEATH





RUN_OUT_OF_TIME ERROR.

0x0000000A WALLCLOCK_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL TO MIDNIGHT.
0x0000000B OVERTIME PAYMENT NOT ACCESSIBLE.

SHUT DOWN SYSTEM AND GO HOME.





NOT QUITE A FATAL ERROR, BUT COULD HAVE BEEN QUITE NASTY.

0x00000019 BAD_POOL_HEADER 
CHANGE SIGNAGE TO INDICATE EXACT DEPTH.

INDICATE WHEN LIBRARY STAFF MAY BE IN OVER THEIR HEADS,
OR AT LEAST UP_TO_THEIR_NECKS IN IT.





CONFLICTING INSTRUCTIONS (AS USUAL)

0x0000001E KMODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED 

EITHER EVERYONE IS EQUAL, OR THEY AREN'T.
NO EXCEPTIONS ALLOWED.

GO RE_WRITE_POLICY.





SOMETHING HAS GONE TERRIBLY WRONG.

0x00000051 REGISTRY_ERROR 

CHECK BIRTHS REGISTER TO SEE IF PROGRAMMER'S
PARENTS WERE MARRIED PRIOR TO BIRTH.






A COMPLETE SCREW_UP HAS OCCURRED.

0x00000077 KERNEL_STACK_INPAGE_ERROR 

REMOVE OFFENDING PAGE, RESTACK, CONTACT KFC.





OUCH.

0x0000007F UNEXPECTED_KERNEL_MODE_TRAP 

CAREFULLY REMOVE THE KERNEL, WATCH 
OUT YOUR FINGERS_DONT_GET_CAUGHT.





MAJOR BLUNDER IN PROGRESS.

0x0000007B INACCESSIBLE_BOOT_DEVICE 

HIT ANY PIECE_OF_FURNITURE TO CONTINUE.
THIS WILL NOT FIX_PROBLEM, BUT WILL REDUCE_STRESS.





YOU REALLY FOULED UP THIS TIME.

0x00000080 NMI_HARDWARE_FAILURE

DON'T KICK YOUR NEXT COMPUTER. 
REPAIR_COSTS WILL BE DEDUCTED_FROM_PAY.





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