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ISSN 1445-9124 THE ZINE FOR LIBRARIANS WHO REFUSE TO BE CLASSIFIED
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Created and Maintained by
A.B. Credaro
August 31, 2002
Updated
Sept 30, 2002



WARNING LABELS FOR
LIBRARIES

Fiction Book Danger: This book may contain ideas
Reference Book Warning: This book contains facts that may not agree with statements found on the Internet
For Foot Keep away from mouth
For Computer Use with Caution. This product is known to cause insanity
For Barcode Wands Do not insert in ear or nose
For Washroom Soap For external use only
For Circulation Desk This item has not been approved as a child-holding device
For Library Chairs Maximum Load = one person
For Potted Plants The management accepts no liability for any rash that results from your contact with this plant
For Book Trolley Persons attempting to ride on this trolley should note that it is held together with sticky tape
For Door of Conference Room Contents may cause drowsiness
For Photocopier Keep away from children under 36 months
For Turnstile If swallowed, induce vomiting – but outside the building, please
For TV Monitor The Surgeon General warns that excessive exposure may be harmful to your intelligence
For Paper guillotine Do not use while sleeping
For Pay Packet May cause nausea
For Poster Laminating Machine This is not a flotation device
For Librarians Contents under pressure and may explode



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