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| Issue #231: August 2006 Edition |
Do not attempt to read this journal whilst operating heavy machinery or prior to undergoing major surgery. It is not intended for younger readers, or those suffering from Humor Deficit Disorder. If you require any assistance in decoding the sub-text, you may need to consult a mental health-care professional.
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However, if you choose to hang around there for hours reading them all, then re-reading them, then WLW cannot take any responsibility. You now have the choice of using the genetically unmodified Alphabetical Index or the dolphin-safe Dewey Version. Caffeine-free version has been temporarily canned, pending an FDA investigation ... MOST POPULAR BIBLIA PAGES TO DATE:
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ACADEMIA: There are more than 25,000 
INTERNET:
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FROM THE MAILBOX: Many thanks to all those organizations and individuals who continue to offer us cheap valium. We didn't realize that the need was so obvious ...
World Book and Copyright Day was celebrated at Al Yasmin International School (Riyadh), in a spectacularly unique fashion.
The Delete Online Predators Act (DOPA) will require that "social networking sites and chat rooms be inaccessible to minors from computers in public libraries and schools", according to news sources.
The gloves seem to be off when it comes to celebrations of special interest groups. With only days to go until International Left Handers Day, the official website bemoans having to "...fit in with home and office layouts designed for right-handers’ comfort – put up with doors, cookers, sinks, computer mice, keyboards and desks that are efficient for right-handers to work at, and hundreds of times every day we contort ourselves using back-to-front tools and gadgets that make us look clumsy and awkward in our efforts to make them to work". 
Non-controversial Danish website 
More than 1000 state public servants were emailed an intranet link in order to provide access to documents and presentations that were produced in and for workshops conducted since 1998.
Research has shown that the average librarian will take 10 to 15 minutes to read this web page. Anecdotal evidence suggests that many librarians fear they do not have enough time to investigate the humor links. The majority of the 110+ original library humor items (all written by Biblia, and not available anywhere else on the 'net) in the Humor Index are designed to take less than 2 minutes to read.
It seems that the use of jargon and verbosity are viewed as lending a patina of authority to just about any piece of dross that has sufficient funding to employ the services of a competent writer with good vocabulary skills, or at least access to credible thesauri. 
Don't say you don't have enough time. You have exactly the same number of
hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo,
Mother Theresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.
Dear Your Warriorship,
Thank you for your site. It is agreeably wierd.
My parents are librarians who met in a public library.
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My dog ate a book I hadn't read yet, but I don't think I really wanted to read it anyway. I am trying to teach her German, but she is a slow learner.
Is there a vitamin or supplement I should take?
- Tom H. in New Mexico (yes there's a new one)
