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| Issue #229: April 2006 Early Edition |
Do not attempt to read this journal whilst operating heavy machinery or prior to undergoing major surgery. It is not intended for younger readers, or those suffering from Humor Deficit Disorder. If you require any assistance in decoding the sub-text, you may need to consult a mental health-care professional.
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New Zealand author Margaret Mahy has won the world's premier prize for
children's writing, the Hans Christian Andersen Award. The announcement caps a remarkable year for Mahy, who recently celebrated her 70th birthday - which you would think would make pool cleaning difficult for her.
In response to a number of queries about the location of the book-drop, one enterprising library has ensured that patrons will never again be confused, lost or otherwise stressed by their inability to deposit books after hours.
An alarming new report about to be released will disclose the extent to which a significant number of librarians are prepared to resist updating equipment, resources and procedures.
Intrepid librarians searching for free - if mismatched - stationary, promotional products, candy, and assorted demo software would not have been disappointed at The Linux World Expo.
Photocopiers in libraries for patron use has to be one of the all-time greatest pains for library folk. If the dang thing is working, people want change for it. Or more paper put in. Or different colored paper. Or even instructions for using it - despite the fact that there's a great big dirty notice right in their face in gazillion-point font.
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA: March 28 2006. Hindsight Institute spokespeople are about to release a new report, highlighting the fact that people who live in tropical coastal areas are likely to experience extreme weather conditions at various times of the year.
Research has shown that the average librarian will take 10 to 15 minutes to read this web page. Anecdotal evidence suggests that many librarians fear they do not have enough time to investigate the humor links. The majority of the 110+ original library humor items (all written by Biblia, and not available anywhere else on the 'net) in the Humor Index are designed to take less than 2 minutes to read.
I see [the future] as a forest of belligerent and dismissive palms held up to the human face. Thank you for choosing to hold for an assistant. There's no one here to help you at this time. Nobody asked you to hold the Effing door open. An error of type 506 has occured. Please disconnect, check your preferences, then go off and die. Sharon's in charge of envelopes and she isn't in on Fridays.
George M. Eberhart has done a brilliant job of editing The Whole Library Handbook 4th Edition, for the American Library Association. For the first time ever, the handbook features an extract from Warrior Librarian.
Yippee! It's birthday month again! Gifts can be sent to the Warrior Librarian c/- The Hindsight Institute. Sigh.