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 Issue #242: March 2007 Late Edition


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Locations of visitors to this page

MASS MEDIA: Although Ingram Library Services Further Developments may not be a mass media publication, strictly speaking, at least they run a good story ...

CONFERENCES: Appearances by A.B. Credaro
MEMO: Fall, 2003.
SLAQ: June 29 & 30, 2004.
ASLA NSW: October 22 & 23, 2004.
CPTL: May 19 & 20, 2005.
ALIES Conference: April 1-2,2007

ACADEMIA: There are more than 37,000 links by academic institutions to Warrior Librarian from their web sites, including the Tasmanian Department of Education ...

INTERNET: Google now lists over 627,000 hits for a search on "warrior librarian". Not that we check regularly or anything ...

FROM THE MAILBOX: Many thanks to all those organizations and individuals who continue to offer us cheap valium. We didn't realize that the need was so obvious ...

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LIBRARY PROMOTION
Harmony Day labelled "difficult"

A.B. Credaro with Dot Dawson at Harmony Day Library display The display was the easy part, and not only because someone else did it. There were plenty of suitable books to promote, and the signage came in a kit. Even the multicultural guests were plentiful, to the the library's clientele base.

The library's complimentary morning tea was also a snack (as it were), but the organizers of such events really do need to pay closer attention to their 'corporate colors'. With staff attempting to dress in - or with - orange, two problems rapidly became apparent.

Firstly, 'orange' doesn't suit all complexions. Unless you're a Hari Krishna, in which case skin tone isn't a consideration. And maybe even more importantly, the Harmony Day organizers don't seem to have considered the footware difficulties for library staff. Isn't already almost impossible to find stylish yet comfortable shoes? But now we also have to try to color-match footware with bright orange ...

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LIBRARIAN POWER
Michael Moore was right!

NSW Premier, Morris Iemma with friends, not of the library As Michael Moore states in the forward to Stupid White Men, "librarians are one group you don't want to mess with". In the lead-up to the NSW state elections, school library advocates presented candidates with a list of concerns regarding workloads and support. And just to keep them 'honest', their responses were collated on the 2 out of 4 website.

The Labor Party has been returned to power, despite only coming second in the scoring - which wasn't such a great achievement, considering two of the four major parties didn't bother to respond.

There is still hope that top-scorers (in the library poll) The Greens might have sufficient representation to make some impact, although as Kermit the Frog noted, it's not easy being that specific hue. But let that be a lesson to the Democrats and the Liberals. Ignore librarians at your political peril ...

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LIBRARIANS IN FILM
Hollywood gets "over it"

Australian beach culture documentary Following the release of The Bra Boys documentary, narrated by Russell Crowe, Variety magazine reports that Crowe will direct a full-blown movie about the "controversial Maroubra surfers".

Although residents of Sydney disagree about the nature of the counter culture movement - labelling members variously as 'thugs', 'drug dealers' and 'crims' - Crowe seems confident that their social conscience will be brought to the fore.

Which makes one wonder why Hollywood never depicts the warm fuzzy aspects of information professionals as they go about their work. If not actually changing the world, they at least bring some order to information storage, generation and retrieval ...

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TECHNOLOGY
System librarians put on alert

Computer in parts With the release of Windows Vista ™ and IE 7 plus a whole bunch of really techo stuff that no one really wants explained - or possibly even mentioned, particularly Mac users - information professionals have to come to grips with the fact that no matter how good (and expensive) the hardware and software, there are going to be computers that require an exorcist or a hammer. Some of them will need both.

However, authorities are warning that despite the many virtues of library glue, it is not recommended that it be used for flushing out dust. Countering that argument are those librarians who have been pleasantly surprised by the fact that they were actually issued with a replacement machine, following the apparent 'small accident' ...

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WLW Reader laughing Research has shown that the average librarian will take 10 to 15 minutes to read this web page. Anecdotal evidence suggests that many librarians fear they do not have enough time to investigate the humor links. The majority of the 110+ original library humor items (all written by Biblia, and not available anywhere else on the 'net) in the Humor Index are designed to take less than 2 minutes to read.

However, if you choose to hang around there for hours reading them all, then re-reading them, then WLW cannot take any responsibility. You now have the choice of using the genetically unmodified Alphabetical Index or the dolphin-safe Dewey Version. Caffeine-free version has been temporarily canned, pending an FDA investigation ...

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EDITORIAL SOAPBOX

Amanda Credaro in the Warrior Librarian Offical Costume V23 Only two weeks to Easter, so it's not surprising that chocolate is featuring highly around library staff tea rooms. Although maybe that's just here. Strange thing is that despite the number of other members of staff who claim that they are dieting, the communal bowl seem to be emptying rapidly. Hopefully it's the Work Placement student who's responsible - otherwise it must have been me. Sigh.

No new issue of Warrior Librarian next week, due to conference commitments, so allow me to take this opportunity to wish you all a safe and happy holiday, and remind you that if you want to send me a birthday book gift - and need to allow time for overseas shipping - you only have four weeks left ...

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MEMORABLE QUOTES

Loud mouth Hell on earth doesn't last forever.
Ann McCann.

No, eternal Hell comes later. But at least we've had the training for it.
A.B. Credaro

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DIVERSION OF THE MOMENT

Visual Thesaurus screenshot Visual thesaurus is a nifty little program that's a great diversion, if only for an regrettably very short time.

Given the limited number of mouse-clicks for the trial, it's difficult to gauge the full functionality of the software, and unfortunately we were unable to secure a free one for review purposes - mainly because we forgot to ask ...


SIC CORRESPONDENCE

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