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Updated September 2, 2007
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MASS MEDIA: Although Ingram Library Services Further Developments may not be a mass media publication, strictly speaking, at least they run a good story ...
CONFERENCES: Appearances by A.B. Credaro
MEMO: Fall, 2003.
SLAQ: June 29 & 30, 2004.
ASLA NSW: October 22 & 23, 2004.
CPTL: May 19 & 20, 2005.
ALIES Conference: April 1-2,2007
ACADEMIA: There are more than 30,000 links by academic institutions to Warrior Librarian from their web sites, including the Tasmanian Department of Education ...
INTERNET:
Google now lists over 500,000 hits for a search on "warrior librarian". Not that we check regularly or anything ...
FROM THE MAILBOX: Many thanks to all those organizations and individuals who continue to offer us cheap valium. We didn't realize that the need was so obvious ...
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INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCES
Sydney in lockdown for OPAC conference
Although Australian Teacher Librarians (LMS) are obviously disappointed that Laura Bush herself is unable to attend the 2007 OPAC Conference, there is general agreement that sending The President as her proxy does have some merit, considering the number of other world leaders that are attending.
There are currently rumours of plans to not actually 'fall at the feet' of George W. Bush (well, not by library professionals at least), but to consider sending a delegation to express their congratulations to The President on the USA's introduction of the SKILLs Act. The legislation ensures appropriate levels of national funding and staffing support for American school libraries.
The Act give great encouragement to Australian school libraries hoping to achieve the same outcome. However, discussion on that topic doesn't seem to be part of the official agenda ...
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SHAME FILE
"Libraries form the backbone"
Reported in All Africa Online, the Namibian Minister of Education stated "due to their inabilities to properly access information from libraries and the Internet, Namibians are still just as ignorant and illiterate as their grandparents in these modern times of information sharing".
According to the CIA Factbook 85% of the adult population are literate; but Minister Nangolo Mbumba emphasises the development and use of school libraries as being "urgent and important". Minister Mbumba added "There is no other way education will work unless we have libraries that can empower our children with relevant information from books and research documents."
Which puts the Namibian attitude generations ahead of Western countries with the resources and research to put the theory into practice ...
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INFORMATION QUALITY
Does "popular" mean "good"?
Break out the Champagne, roll out the red carpet, get out the balloons and chocolate! Alexa Traffic monitoring of WLW ranks this immodest online publication as 1,836,445 in the world, in terms of site visitors. That puts it in the top 0.2% of all websites.
However, a casual surf through the web shows that there really isn't a lot of high quality information to compete against. Also, there doesn't seem to be any causal relationship between information quality and frequency of use. Although libraries are used to delivering 'popular literature' to their readers under the banner of Material Of Choice, perhaps it's time to question if information should be treated the same way.
There are legions of anecdotes relating to the struggle library folk have with trying to educate patrons on assessing information quality. Although the message does eventually get through, it's becoming apparent that it is a futile battle to convince the folk who make the decisions on filtering.
At least this is the case in one Australian state, which is refusing to allow government schools to access any search engines other than Google, is blocking sites such as Internet Librarian, does not want students to use clustering search engines, has blocked sites selected by teaching subject experts ...
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LITERARY EVENTS
Organisers claim "Pyjama party not scheduled"
Literary journalist Louise Doherty, reporting from the Writers' Festival in Edinburg, got more than her money's worth when a false fire alarm triggered an evacuation of the hotel where many prominent authors were staying.
Well, maybe not HER money's worth - perhaps she was being paid to hang around the world's finest literary figures and shoot the breeze, enjoy world class haggis (now there's an easy bar to raise); and speaking of bars, probably also had an account that she wasn't expected to settle herself, while the rest of us are locked in library offices drinking instant coffee and munching on stale sandwiches or the metric equivalent, and dealing with less-than-literary patrons who just want change for the photocopy machine and to use the computers to check their email and download illegal music files. Although perhaps once again, we've gone off on a small tangent.
This publication would like to publicly recognise the important work of literary journalists, and also find out if anyone is currently hiring ...
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LIBRARY MANAGEMENT
Patron breaks rules, makes profound statement
What do you do with a faculty member who walks around the library eating? Remind them that the rules also apply to them of course. And leave a copy of the rules where they congregate, and the not eating bit highlighted. And suggesting that it doesn't set a very good example for student library users.
Unfortunately, such actions now constitute Workplace Bullying. Apparently.
In one such case, the errant faculty member is reported as having retorted with "It's not your library, it belongs to everyone". There wouldn't be a librarian on the planet that would not agree with this observation. The answer is simple, then. Faculty members who can't follow basic rules and have classes in the library on a timetabled basis should be rescheduled somewhere else, and let "everyone" else have some library time on an as-needed basis ...
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MORE ORIGINAL HUMOR
Laugh yourself comatose
Research has shown that the average librarian will take 10 to 15 minutes to read this web page. Anecdotal evidence suggests that many librarians fear they do not have enough time to investigate the humor links. The majority of the 110+ original library humor items (all written by Biblia, and not available anywhere else on the 'net) in the Humor Index are designed to take less than 2 minutes to read.
However, if you choose to hang around there for hours reading them all, then re-reading them, then WLW cannot take any responsibility. You now have the choice of using the genetically unmodified Alphabetical Index or the dolphin-safe Dewey Version. Caffeine-free version has been temporarily canned, pending an FDA investigation ...
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HUMOR
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Over the last week or so, I've been trawling the 'net, catalogues and stationery outlets for a Too Hard Basket, but it seems that they're only available on special order to senior executives in bureaucracies.
Apparently everything that crosses the desk of the front line librarian has to be dealt with; anything that needs Inpoot from above goes into the THB where it either vaporises or eventually transfers through some miracle of modern technology into an email that uses a variety of auto generated text of the Go Away type.
As a public service, this publication asks any WLW reader that locates THBs for sale, to pass the information on. Please know that millions of library folk will be hugely grateful for the ordering details ...

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Just because Rowlings has taken her billions and gone home to play, Harry Potter fans don't have to worry about seeing what the future holds. AND you don't even need a crystal ball - just an Internet connection. And enough bandwidth. Plus hardware that functions, and the right software. Oh, and maybe a few plug ins, which if you're in a library and don't have administrator rights to install the bits you need, and you have to go find the right form and fill in all the details then wait for the IT guy to schedule the installations, after all, you're not the only person that's on the list, Buddy ...
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Although possibly not the most exciting diversion in terms of whistles and bells, the clickable map showing global Internet use at least has the advantage of giving the impression of some relationship to work, just in case your organization or worksite has put into practice its "rights" to monitor your computer usage
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There is a certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse; as I have found in travelling in a stage-coach, that it is often a comfort to
shift one's position and be bruised in a new place.
Washington Irving
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----- Original Message -----
From: "George Azubuike" rexyspy@yahoo.co.uk
Sent: Saturday, September 01, 2007 4:09 AM
Subject: permission
plz mr, i would like to use ur material on a
webpage for a research. plz grant my request.
thanks
George Rex
george is a superior boy yes
----- End Original Message -----
Dear George,
I've received your request, and cannot give permission based on the
information you have supplied. You need to provide me with the
identity of my 'material' that you wish to use, the location (eg URL or page
title), and tell me why and where you intend to use it.
Just a tip, George. When you are making a formal request such as this, it
is considered appropriate to use formal grammar and spelling. Otherwise you
give the impression of either being not very serious, or possibly
illiterate, or at the very least not so smart. Given the fact that you have
actually made the request, I am sure that you are none of these.
(MRS) Amanda Credaro
Editor: Warrior Librarian Weekly
[Ed: The response bounced.]
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