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Created and Maintained by: A.B. Credaro
Updated July 16 2008
All correspondence concerning Warrior Librarian becomes the property of the same, and may possibly be published unless a statement is made to the effect that the correspondence is not intended for publication.
MASS MEDIA
Although Ingram Library Services Further Developments may not be a mass media publication, strictly speaking, at least they know how to run a good story ...
PERSONAL APPEARANCES
MEMO: Fall, 2003.
SLAQ: June 29 & 30, 2004.
ASLA NSW: October 22 & 23, 2004.
CPTL: May 19 & 20, 2005.
ALIES Conference: April 1-2,2007
ACADEMIA
There are more than 6,000 links by academic institutions to Warrior Librarian from their web sites, including the Tasmanian Department of Education ...
INTERNET
Google now lists over 73,000 hits for a search on "warrior librarian". Not that we check regularly or anything ...
FROM THE SPAM FILTER
Many thanks to all those organizations and individuals who continue to offer us cheap valium. We didn't realize that the need was so obvious ...
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THE DARK SIDE
The State of the State
A number of changes to governance seem to have taken place without Joe (or Jane) Public's knowledge. Who knew that Persistence had changed status from Virtue to that of approximating a mortal sin?
Until recently, Persistence had connotations of "goal centred achievement", "never say never", "if at first you don't succeed try, try again". Slipping in under the cover of darkness is the new handbook, officially endorsed and recognised in the legal sense.
Launched (quietly) in August 2007 was the Unreasonable Persistence (Section 3.1) proscription. Notably, there is no indication as to who is to be the arbiter of "unreasonable". And strangely, the same website still includes the instruction to "be persistent".
And all that without considering the new laws allow for heavy fines just for being annoying. Sure, at the moment they're just for July. But what are the implications for library advocacy
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STEROTYPE BUSTERS
Do I look like a librarian?
According to her employer's website, Ruth Kneale's interests include Electronic Data Management Systems; Content Management Systems; Perl; perception of librarians; computer use in libraries; continuing database development; human-computer interactions.
As Systems Librarian, Ruth is responsible for documentation, database development, electronic resource management, research needs, technical support, and whatever else is needed by the ATST staff. As the NSO webmaster, she handles web design, development, and scripting needs for the various NSO projects. Her main duties for her Special Library Association (SLA) divisions are also web and tech related; in addition she researches and talks on the image of librarians in the Internet Age.
So? Ruth's recent (and exceptionally polite) request to have her excellent website included on the WLW Librarian Stereotype page reminded an embarrassed editorial staff that the current version is about 2 years out of date. We'd sack the person responsible except for the fact that there'd be no more WLW ...
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GRAMMAR POLICE
Typo or pun?
Hank Roberts of the very useful website SpamCop writes in obvious frustration regarding the 1999 article on the "Role of the Teacher Librarian". A number of references are made in the publication to multiple and often unsupported responsibilities.
Whilst the exemplary Hank contends that there is a typographic error, a quick referral to a trusty (hard copy) thesaurus notes that duel = affair of honor, bout, challenge, engagement, fencing, joust, shootout, single combat, sword fight.
However, dual = bifold, binal, binary, coupled, double, double-dip, doubleheader, duple, duplex, duplicate, matched, paired, twin.
Who would have thought that the pun would sit there "unpunished" (well, where did you think the word came from?) for so long, completely unexposed in its duplicitous nature ...
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TRAVAILS OF THE WARRIOR LIBRARIAN
Accomodation finalised, wardrobe crisis imminent
Relying heavily on Internet-based information, the luggage is being organized - but what to pack for New York and Washington DC in October?
With something of a shock, the WLW editorial team found that "street wear" and "urban fashion" are quite different. Also, weather information varies from site to site.
The well-travelled Rosemary intends taking one small wheeled suitcase and a backpack, but the WL finds that volume of luggage is barely sufficient to convey the proposed footwear across to the other side of the planet. Mind you, an awful lot of other baggage will also be making the trip ...
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MORE ORIGINAL HUMOR
Laugh yourself comatose
Research has shown that the average librarian will take 10 to 15 minutes to read this web page. Anecdotal evidence suggests that many librarians fear they do not have enough time to investigate the humor links. The majority of the 110+ original library humor items (all written by Biblia, and not available anywhere else on the 'net) in the Humor Index are designed to take less than 2 minutes to read.
However, if you choose to hang around there for hours reading them all, then re-reading them, then WLW cannot take any responsibility. You now have the choice of using the genetically unmodified Alphabetical Index or the dolphin-safe Dewey Version. Caffeine-free version has been temporarily canned, pending an FDA investigation ...
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HUMOR
PROFESSIONAL
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Dear Faithful Reader, gentle or otherwise...
Another kindly query regarding my welfare; healing as well as can be expected and thanks for asking, John.
The new Day Job Gig is going even better than nicely. Great clientele, sane and rational administration, a constant gradient (upwards) in circulation rates. What more could one ask for, apart from a huge external funding injection, or maybe the restoration of tied funding? Sigh ...

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Gee, this would have been fun for the participants, even if it scared the heck out of the Innocent Bystander Brigade. Hope they don't pull one like that on us in NY, NY - coz if they do, then we hope the video cameras will be rolling again.
After all, one good prank deserves another ...
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Here's a clever and useful little project for you to lift your spirits.
"Inside this binder you will find 'solutions' to everyday problems. If you are having problems with the photocopier, difficulty dealing with co-workers, having computer problems, customer problems, personal problems, or any kind of problem, please come and get the red binder and it will help you through your issue.
Use the enlarged image as your template, and substitute contents as appropriate. Many thanks to Gayle Reddy of Strathfield NSW passing on this excellent suggestion
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The space between the young readers' eyeballs and the printed page is a holy page and officialdom should trample all over it at their peril.
Terry Pratchett, on plans by publishers to 'age band' children's literature.
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