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 Issue #258: August 2008 Second Edition

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MASS MEDIA
Although Ingram Library Services Further Developments may not be a mass media publication, strictly speaking, at least they know how to run a good story ...


PERSONAL APPEARANCES
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There are more than 6,000 links by academic institutions to Warrior Librarian from their web sites, including the Tasmanian Department of Education ...


INTERNET Google now lists over 73,000 hits for a search on "warrior librarian". Not that we check regularly or anything ...


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LAW AND ORDER
Justice for all?

Who didn't bring their books back on time? Possibly the best non-librarian library rant of the week, Laurel Walker writing in JS Online News quotes her local Children's Librarian; "there are only two rules, look after it and bring it back on time".

The Smoking Gun website provides not only a copy of the police report, but also the background story of the Wisconsin woman, Heidi Dalibor aged 20.

Dalibor had been enjoying unathorized access to Janet Fitch's "White Oleander" and Dan Brown's "Angels & Demons," and had ignored overdue notices for several months. Apparently, after paying her $180 fines she was not only allowed to keep the books, but also released from custody without even a stern Talking-To or being made to scrape gum off the bottom of tables.

Sure, the library made a tidy profit and can replace the books several times over, but that's not really the point is it? ...

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FURNITURE AND FIXTURES
Coming soon to a library near you?

Creation by Artist/machinist Zoran Milivojevic The Device Gallery offers one of the most unique chairs in the world.

Created by Artist/machinist Zoran Milivojevic, the chair is made from the torpedo lifting jaws of a nuclear submarine. This complicated piece of engineering and design would fit nicely in an executive office or the bridge of your industrial starship, if not your library office.

As Device Gallery advises that the original unit is from a never used prototype so you wont see any more of these popping up. Not exactly a 'steal' at US$35,000, but remember that you'll have millions of dollars of tax-payer funded R&D under your butt.

However, we all know that library equipment is getting more expensive every day, and you just have to make the necessary budget adjustments for essential equipment ...

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LIBRARY RESEARCH
Ithaka releases White Paper

Online Research Challenges Reported in the Chronicle of Higher Education by Jennifer Howard, the latest research from Ithika cautions "know your library user—and worry about who's not using the library" and cautions regarding the "growing ambivalence about the campus library".

Unfortunately not having a subscription to CHE Online, it was neccessary to search for the source document itself, but this raised many further questions, not least of all spelling.

According to Wikipedia, Ithaca or Ithaka (in Greek, Ιθάκη, Ithaki) is an island in the Ionian Sea, in Greece, with an area of 118 km˛ (45 sq. miles) and three thousand inhabitants. It is an independent municipality of the prefecture of Kefalonia and Ithaka, and lies off the northeast coast of Kefalonia. The municipality of Ithaca includes some smaller islands as well. The capital, Itháki (Vathý), has one of the world's largest natural harbors."

Why a small island in Greece (regardless of its history or harbor) would be publishing research on library use is a mystery that requires much link clicking and too much coffee for this time of night. Unless, of course, it's the Cornell Library at Ithaka, NY. Which presented a whole new set of research strategy issues ...

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VISION, FORESIGHT AND OTHER GOOD STUFF
Congratulations warranted

Alvord School Library After two years of construction, more than 100 classrooms and four new libraries were completed over the summer in the Alvord district, just in time for the start of the new school year according to Press Enterprise.

In other parts of the civilized world, there are some school districts which are building new schools without a school library, whilst at the same time instructing their schools not to provide any funding for books in their existing libraries. This appalling move is apparently promted by a 'vision' of The Internet providing all possible sources of reading material, information, and quality library services.

Vision? Maybe that goes hand-in-hand with the little voices that speak only in the heads of the Powers that Be ...

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Laugh yourself comatose

WLW Reader laughing Research has shown that the average librarian will take 10 to 15 minutes to read this web page. Anecdotal evidence suggests that many librarians fear they do not have enough time to investigate the humor links. The majority of the 110+ original library humor items (all written by Biblia, and not available anywhere else on the 'net) in the Humor Index are designed to take less than 2 minutes to read.

However, if you choose to hang around there for hours reading them all, then re-reading them, then WLW cannot take any responsibility. You now have the choice of using the genetically unmodified Alphabetical Index or the dolphin-safe Dewey Version. Caffeine-free version has been temporarily canned, pending an FDA investigation ...

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EDITORIAL SOAPBOX

This is the Warrior Librarian Yep, it's true. The Warrior Librarian herself, in person, and everything, will be presenting a session at the New York Public Library. 9.30am on Thursday 2nd October 2008, for NYPL Staff.

As an extra added bonus, the WLW Official Proofreader Rosemary Shakespeare will also be present, which will mean that care will have to be taken with the old "Ps and Qs".

Library folk in Washington missed out this time, with LOC declining the opportunity. Maybe in another five years time ...

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PETER LEWIS @ THE LIBRARY
New York Statue of Library

Little Known Library Facts: Originally, the famous statue was designed to celebrate the freedom that libraries represent by providing access to information, recreational reading material, and a place to go when there's a dramatic shift in climate. However, as is often the case in the Library World, the budget was cut ...

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INTERACTIVE OF THE WEEK

Onine Coffee Machine Here's a fun little way to amuse yourself for a few minutes. Use your cursor (on the website, not here) to put a coin in the slot and make yourself a cup of coffee. Make sure you 'drink' it, then open the machine to see what's wrong with your coffee. Is it what you'd always suspected ...

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MEMORABLE QUOTES

Loud mouth Saying “I am a librarian” is like saying “Please, remove $80,000 from my paycheck” so let’s keep the librarian thing between you and me. Seriously. This profession is rough.

Erica Olsen, Author of Why you should fall to your knees and worship a librarian

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