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Updated November 3 2008
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MASS MEDIA
Although Ingram Library Services Further Developments may not be a mass media publication, strictly speaking, at least they know how to run a good story ...
PERSONAL APPEARANCES
MEMO: Fall, 2003.
SLAQ: June 29 amp; 30, 2004.
ASLA NSW: October 22 amp; 23, 2004.
CPTL: May 19 amp; 20, 2005.
ALIES Conference: April 1-2,2007
ACADEMIA
There are more than 6,000 links by academic institutions to Warrior Librarian from their web sites, including the Tasmanian Department of Education ...
INTERNET
Google now lists over 73,000 hits for a search on "warrior librarian". Not that we check regularly or anything ...
FROM THE SPAM FILTER
Many thanks to all those organizations and individuals who continue to offer us cheap valium. We didn't realize that the need was so obvious ...
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PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT
New York Public Library: an outstanding success
Is three hours of a Warrior Librarian presentation too much to bear? Apparently not, as not one person threw anything during the recent performance in New York.
The audience was treated to a number of original library jokes, together with a demonstration of how harmonica lessons are not in any way related to original cataloguing and organization of resources. Some of the lucky albeit somewhat unwilling participants in the demonstration actually were allowed to keep the candy bars.
There was also a blatant attempt to buy laughs by throwing toy koalas into the audience. Strangely enough, it actually worked ...
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BRUSH WITH FAME
Rex Libris, alive and well
Before the rest of the civilized world rushes out and condemns Pop Diner in Queens, it's worth considering just who you might bump into there.
Rex Libris, for example. The cult figure that is usually depicted galloping through intergalactic space chasing down tardy library users who didn't return their books on time, Rex was recently spotted minding his own business and eating with two companions.
This is more than can be said for the two socially inept travelling librarians who not only interrupted his meal and got a photograph, but also had the audacity to ask for his autograph.
We guess celebrities of his stature must be used to this. It was pretty cute when he pretended that he didn't know how to spell his own name ...
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ALL THINGS COME, EVENTUALLY
It only took 30 years
The Salem News reports that former Library Director Shirley Raynard began pushing for a library expansion 30 years ago; the results of her persistance will be on view on November 8.
Seems a shame though that the expansion will be stocked by donation. The Salem News is a little ambiguous when it says that "Librarians are organizing the last of more than 40,000 books, movies and other materials as volunteers wrap up a $600,000 donation drive for the town's revamped Flint Public Library."
So, did they collect money, then buy the stuff; or is all the stuff other folks' chuck-outs? Typical of the mainstream press - no clear, concise, language. Admittedly, fewer spelling mistakes, or as we in the industry say "typesetting abhorations" ...
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REALLY BAD IDEAS
Save bucks, cut librarians
John Jasonek, executive director of the Clark County Education Association is 'looking' at cuts of $32 million to its administrative budget, according to the the Las Vegas Sun.
Obviously, a fantastic place to start would be reducing the number of directors and assistant directors, and their personal assistants and their Pool Secretaries who are expendable, although they probably wouldn't agree.
But they're not going to (cut from the top, that is). You guessed it. They're looking at getting rid of librarians at the middle and high school level. Geez, after all, our kids are already information literate and know the URL of Google and everything. And let's not forget that Las Vegas is struggling to make ends meet, right? ...
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MORE ORIGINAL HUMOR
Laugh yourself comatose
Research has shown that the average librarian will take 10 to 15 minutes to read this web page. Anecdotal evidence suggests that many librarians fear they do not have enough time to investigate the humor links. The majority of the 110 original library humor items (all written by Biblia, and not available anywhere else on the 'net) in the Humor Index are designed to take less than 2 minutes to read.
However, if you choose to hang around there for hours reading them all, then re-reading them, then WLW cannot take any responsibility. You now have the choice of using the genetically unmodified Alphabetical Index or the dolphin-safe Dewey Version. Caffeine-free version has been temporarily canned, pending an FDA investigation ...
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Yes, we got back safely. Yes, we had a brilliant time in New York and Washington DC. And thanks for asking.
It's hard to define the greatest of the many highlights, but presenting to the NYPL Librarians was definitely the best of New York (and meeting Rex Libris, of course, although not at an actual library - but then he wasn't rostered on then, apparently).
The best of Washington DC? LOC of course, although apart from signing the LOC copy of Biblia's Guide to Warrior Librarianship it was all pretty low key. Heck, I even wore my Mighty Mouse shirt. Let it not be said (too often) that I'm a limelight hog ...

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PETER LEWIS @ THE LIBRARY
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Emily Howie, come on down! Well, not in real life or anything, but in the virtual sense.
Emily is a Reference Librarian at the Library of Congress, and wins this award for expediting a 10 minute turn-around, rather than the standard two hour wait, for obtaining a book from the adjacent building where it is normally shelved.
She describes herself as an "occasional" Warrior Librarian Reader, which brings the total up to we guess around five now ...
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"If you didn't shoot one or two [crewmen] of them now and then, they'd forget who you are."
Bluebeard the Pirate, on shooting his first mate.
(Now that would explain why Rosemary has been quiet lately.)
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