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BIBLIA'S ORIGINAL LIBRARY HUMOUR:
In Dewey (Shelf) Order

Translation for U.S. Visitors:
Biblia's Original Library Humor: In (Dewey) Shelf Order


000
001
Interdisciplinary studies
Answer Generator
004.678
The Internet
Catchy Names for Cyber-Librarians
Finding your way around the Internet
Really Important Stuff: The WLW Internet Portal
020
Library Overdues
Overdue Notices: Samples from Famous Schools
020.6
Library Organisations
Special Interest Groups for Libraries
Secret Librarian Society: Children of Faustus
020.92
Librarians
Other Warrior Librarians on the Web
Unusual Librarians Links: Fighting the Stereotypes
21.24
Relationships with the community: Educational Role
Library Signage Explained
021.7
Library Promtion & Marketing
Banners for Library Web Pages
Library Promotion: The Pop-up Campaign
WLW Merchandise
Library World: The Theme Park
022
Administration of Physical Library
Dirty Reality Creation
023
Personnel Administration in Libraries
Appraising the Appraisers
025.02
Technical Services
Library Workroom Hazards
025.1
Library Administration
Application for Membership of Library Board
Management Models for Libraries
025.2
Library Acquisitions
Fictional Titles: Books Not Yet Written
New Book Titles (Covers)
More New Books for Realistic Libraries
Serials with Popular Appeal
Thin Books for Busy Librarians
025.174
Computer Administration
Authentic Assessment of Computer Competancy
Computer Warnings for Library OPACs
Library Blue Screens of Death
Technology Support Hotline
Virus Alert for Librarians
025.56
Library Orientation
Basic Bibliographic Instruction
Libraries 101: The Idiots' Guide to Library Use
The Operating Manual for Library Users
025.58
Library Use
Analysing Borrowing Profiles
Field Guide to Library Users
What Librarians can Learn from Kids
027.8
School Libraries
Defect Notice
How to Present a Really Bad Library Lesson
Operating Instructions for Using a School Librarian
070.1
Newspapers
School Libraries in the Headlines
WLW in the Classroom
070.5
Publishing
How to Get a Book Published


100
133.3337
Feng Tshu
Arhh Tschou: Feng Shui for Libraries
153.433
Deductive Reasoning
Deductive Reasoning


200
235.2
Saints
Patron Saints of Libraries
291.43
Prayers
Desiderata for Libraries
Prayer for Librarians


300

302
Social interaction
Answering Machine Messages for Libraries
Flame Wars
News Groups for Librarians
Spam Responses for Libraries
305.23509421
Grafitti: Social Aspects
Graffiti Walls for Libraries
320
Political science
Library Politics
340
Law
Copyright Warnings
346
Commercial Law
Insurance Claims from Libraries
361.7068
Fundraising
Library Humor Syndrome: The Fundraising SPAM
363
Occupational Safety and Health
Warning Labels for Libraries
First Aid Kits in Libraries
378
Higher education
Authentic Assessment for Librarians
MLS from U. of Real Life


400
403
Dictionaries of Specific Groups
Rhyming Dictionary of Librarianship
408
Language with respect to specific groups
Collective Nouns for Librarians Part #1
Collective Nouns for Librarians Part #2
Library Buzzwords
460
Latin
Latin Phrases for Librarians


500
500
Human Brain
Research Equipment: Latest Technology
529.7
Calendars
The WLW 2003 Author Pin-up Calendar


600
650.14
Careers
Interpreting Library Job Ads
Careers: How to get a Library Job
652.323
Memoranda
Library Memoranda
657.832
Accounting
Effect of Budget Limitations: Sample Research Project
(The) Man with the Can
658.84
Advertising on Internet
Banner Advertisements for Library Web Pages
617.7
Ophthalmology
Eye Chart for Prospective Library Patrons
641.3
Food
Librarians' Lunchboxes
658.456
Meetings - handbooks, manuals ..
How to Have a Successful Meeting


700
727.8
Architecture
Dream Libraries: Meeting the Specifications
Virtual Tour: The School Library
770
Photographs
Topless Warrior Librarian
782
Vocal Music
Christmas Carols for Libraries
The Library Operetta
Library Songs
Biblia's Dewey Rap + Rap Rules
791
Movies
Movies for Librarians
793
Indoor games and amusements
Harry Potter Activity Page
Program Guide for the Library Channel
796
Sport and outdoor activities
Olympic Events for School Librarians


800
808.02
Style Guides
Cite This: The Style Guide for Libraries in the Real World
808.882
Quotations
Quote Me ...
816
Letters
The Christmas Greetings Letter
Dear Biblia, the Advice Column
808.899
Children's Literature
Contemporary Children's Literature
818.507
Murphy's Laws
Murphy's Library Laws
821.3
Greeting Cards: Poetry
Hallmock Library Greetings


900
920
Biographies
Biographical Index
The Abridged, Unauthorised Autobiography


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